Thursday, December 22, 2011

Even cyclopses love to make ornaments. http://ping.fm/FSk2J

Santa uses these beasts to deliver coal to the naughty children. http://ping.fm/45aof

Santa uses these beasts to deliver the coal to the naughty children.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Very festive, VLC! http://ping.fm/59clg

Monday, December 19, 2011

It's snowing web programming languages again! http://ping.fm/kHzxS

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Mouse wheel not working in jScrollPane? Update to the latest jquery-mousewheel: http://ping.fm/wif1D

Looks like Internet Explorer has issues when CFINPUT fields have Names starting with a number.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

ColdFusion 1 predates PHP 1, Ruby 1, and ASP 1. The only older web techs are CGI, Perl, and Python.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Google Can Now Execute AJAX & JavaScript For Indexing. Sorry, Flash. http://ping.fm/PjxO5

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Launched a killer landing page: http://ping.fm/CkXj6 - customized parallax, accordion, modal, and javascript animation.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

MSSQL select rows where title does not start with a letter: WHERE title NOT LIKE '[a-z]%'

jQuery's $("#elem").hide('puff') only puffs the first word in your element? Fix: use non breaking spaces.

Headache Alert: 'X-UA-Compatible: IE=EmulateIE8' causes IE9 to report itself as IE8 to javascript... including jQuery's $.browser.version

Saturday, October 8, 2011

If you need any web work done, you better request it before April. http://ping.fm/I8rfA =)

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

The light that burns twice as bright burns for half as long. http://www.apple.com/stevejobs/

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

To make jQuery UI not nest sortables by accident set "items:'li:not(li li)'".

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Return a query of all CF Scheduled tasks: http://ping.fm/6IQNY

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

We just had a mild earthquake on the north shore of Long Island. Pretty rare. Now I keep staring at my glass of water!

Monday, August 22, 2011

MySQL: Ignore null values when ordering results
http://ping.fm/BFoew

Monday, August 1, 2011

Paradox: having to sell the iMac to afford batteries for the wireless magic mouse.

Friday, July 22, 2011

Mail.app after 5 versions still can't edit a rich text message without breaking the message. Whatever tech edits the html, it stinks.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Apparently someone in Singapore follows my tweets. iMac due to arrive 10 days early!

Thursday, May 19, 2011

I gave blood months ago. The center doesn't stop calling... relentlessly. I tell you, they're really out for blood.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Web noobs are so cute. "h t t p colon backsplash backsplash..."

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

PC crashed again during sleep. The only good thing about a PC is you can use it to remote pilot a Mac. Possibly. If it doesn't crash trying.

Monday, February 28, 2011

OmniGraffle makes a pretty decent layman's cad program!
OmniGraffle makes a pretty decent layman's cad program!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

@panic Flattered much? http://ping.fm/7Mg99 =)